Under the heading of thing I would never do in NYC, today I got the pleasure of mucking out the pond. It is really a puddle that my mother has delusions of grandeur about. Seriously, it is about two feet wide and two feet deep. Pond my ass. However, while cleaning it out, I am glad my mother did not opt for a larger model. Thank god the internet does not yet have a scratch and sniff capability. I can describe the bouquet as Staten Island on a hot day.
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