Stanley, the REAL miss USA

As we all now know Miss CT won the Miss USA pageant.  I think we can all agree that the real winner should have been Stanley.  He could have brought some dignity back to Connecticut while showing all those pagent girls how it is done.  Stan's platform would include napping, organic foods and animal rights.  Don't believe me?  Here he is in a turquoise speedo.  He would have gotten a perfect score.