Orange Item of the Week

This week we pay tribute to Stan with a Cynthia Rowley dress that I bought over the weekend.  For reasons unknown it photographs weird and makes my chest look crazy huge, and frankly droopy.  Cuter in person, I swear (both the dress and my boobs in it.)  Also in Cornelius fashion, my mother took these pictures naked.  Rachel Zoe does not have to deal with this...  I tried to look normal, but really I was ignoring my naked mother.